Eurocentric Prejudices Vindicated
Posted on Sunday 2 January 2005 to unknown
Yes, it's official. Jesus of Nazareth was in reality a German backpacker
on an overland trip to India who accidentally got mixed up in local
politics. This we can infer from the face reconstructed from the Shroud
of Turin by an Italian forensic police unit. This should come as a
warning to all parents who worry about letting their kids have
passports.